I’m the Empress of Lowbrow Enchantment. How does that sound?

Hi, I’m Rachael. In my newfound realm of artistry, I find solace and mischief. In summoning sultry brunettes, I uncover more elements of myself in the process. Art has been cathartic and liberating. Buy my stuff!

I seem to be of few words when talking about myself at this very moment, so I’ll let a friend step in here:

I could see you being a thousand-year-old cyberpunk elf. Just living off the blood of the unworthy, running a mega-corporation where the CEOs have all been from the same long line of women, who all mysteriously look the same.